$17.76
Welcome to the Department of Imaginary Jobs, where fairy tales meet fraud and unicorns have better résumés than disgraced former party chairs. This shirt commemorates Angela McArdle’s legendary delusions — from “lining up jobs in the Trump administration” to allegedly funneling funds to her partner’s shell company. If you’ve ever applied for a position in gaslighting, grifting, or galaxy-brain governance, you’re already overqualified.
The design features whimsical silhouettes and bold type that scream satire with receipts. Perfect for Libertarians who value transparency, accountability, and a good laugh at the expense of the liberty movement’s most notorious flameout.
Product features
– Without side seams for a sleek appearance and reduced waste.
– Elastic ribbed collar to maintain shape.
– Shoulder tape for added stability and durability.
– Lightweight, durable fabric perfect for year-round wear.
– Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified for safety.
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |